The Dude Abides Morale Patch

Listen, man, this patch was supposed to drop weeks ago, but life got in the way. And by life, I mean my mother-in-law moving in...very uncool. Ever tried to stay calm while someone critiques how you vacuum? Yeah. But, like The Dude himself, I abide.

This embroidered masterpiece is a must-have for fans of The Big Lebowski, disciples of the chill, and anyone who just wants to remind the world (or themselves) to take it easy, man. 

Patch Details:

Why You Need This Patch:

🍸 Part of the Cocktail Collection – A tribute to legendary drinks and the icons who enjoy them.
🧵 Premium embroidered design – High-quality stitching that really ties your collection together.
🛠️ Hook-and-loop backing – Easily slap it on your gear, hat, or bowling shirt.
🎯 Only 100 made – No second runs, no restocks—just 100 chances to abide.
😎 For fans of The Dude, chill vibes, and those who appreciate a fine cocktail.

Whether you're dodging responsibilities, dodging gutter balls, or dodging an in-law’s unsolicited advice, this patch is your badge of honor. Rock it with pride, sip your White Russian, and abide.

Get yours now – because life’s too short to stress, man.